He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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