i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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