he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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