i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You ate ashes out of my bong
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
