How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
