last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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