whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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