You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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