fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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