the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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