You're completely useless in the revolution.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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