And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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