Do vagina's smell?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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