I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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