it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
honey bunches of taint.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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