the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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