I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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