I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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