The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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