you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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