Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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