if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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