We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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