Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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