He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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