i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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