Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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