i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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