I just made out with a guy for $7.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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