508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think a kid would responsible me up
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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