my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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