Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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