Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
