you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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