Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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