did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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