My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Randomize
