scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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