I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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