I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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