dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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