How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
why is half of my head shaved?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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