Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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