He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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