just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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