I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
COCAINE IS GR8
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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