We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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