Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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