May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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