Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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